What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Can you fly an American flag in the UK in your own private property there? What is the UK’s government stance on that? And if yes, do you also have to fly the UK flag or the American flag can fly solo?

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Trump is going to target known criminals in the country illegally for deportation. The Democrats have vowed to fight him every step of the way. Don't they understand this is one of the issues that cost them the white house, the house and senate?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

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A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

If my boyfriend watches porn, does it mean he doesn’t think I’m good enough? If I am good enough, why does he still watch? Am I not beautiful enough?

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

From Russia With Love

Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are some cute stories with your crush?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?